2005 Legacy: The Transplant
“We have a brain available from a surgeon.” “Is it good?” “Hardly used, he never thought twice.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Transplant
2002 Classic: The Google Search Discovery
The librarian explaining that you can’t just type “Do my history homework for me” into the new search engine and expect a full report. Part… Read More »2002 Classic: The Google Search Discovery
2002 Legacy: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did Murder on a Sunday Morning win? To remind us that true crime was a thing long before podcasts existed. Part of the 37… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Best Documentary Feature
2001 Classic: The Fast and the Furious
I’m driving my car very quickly. I’m just “furious” I missed the exit. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive.… Read More »2001 Classic: The Fast and the Furious
2001 Classic: Spirited Away
Why were the parents turned into pigs? Because they ate too much of the “free” candy before the kids even got home. Part of the… Read More »2001 Classic: Spirited Away
2001 Vintage: The Office Chair Ergonomics
Why did the chair have 15 levers? Because you needed a PhD just to sit down without falling over. Part of the 79 Office Groaners:… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Office Chair Ergonomics
2000 Archive: The “Hollow Man” Visuals
Why Kevin Bacon? For proving that even when invisible, the acting is still transparent. Part of the 40 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2000 “Battlefield Earth… Read More »2000 Archive: The “Hollow Man” Visuals
2000 Vintage: The Tom Brady Draft
Why was he the 199th pick? Because scouts thought he was too slow and too skinny, making him the most expensive “mistake” in the history… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Tom Brady Draft
2000 Archive: The Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Release
Why were the kids at the bookstore instead of the parade? Because the fourth book came out on July 8th, and the 4-day countdown was… Read More »2000 Archive: The Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Release
2000 Vintage: The Richard Schiff Factor
Why did he win? For Toby Ziegler, the man who proved that being grumpy and intellectual is the ultimate Washington power move. Part of the… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Richard Schiff Factor