2020 Archive: The “Ok Boomer” (Year 2)
Why did the manager give up? He started saying “Ok Zoomer” back, and the intern just replied with a TikTok dance. Part of the 74… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Ok Boomer” (Year 2)
2019 Legacy: The “Glass” Twist
Why M. Night Shyamalan? For an ending that was so underwhelming it made the previous two movies feel like a prank. Part of the 39… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “Glass” Twist
2019 Legacy: The Deepfake Trial
Why did the lawyer bring an AI specialist to court? To prove that the video of his client committing a crime was just a “highly… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Deepfake Trial
2018 Vintage: The Dropbox “Extensions”
Why was the clerk happy? He could finally “sign” documents without printing them, which saved him 50 feet of walking per day. Part of the… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Dropbox “Extensions”
2017 Vintage: The Handmaid’s Tale Viewer
“Blessed be the fruit… and the 60-watt replacement.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior citizens occupying the back row twenty minutes before the service to rapidly trade newspaper inserts, hoarding discounts on canned vegetables.… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Sunday Coupon Swap
2017 Vintage: The Net Neutrality Repeal
Why did Ajit Pai become the most hated man on the internet? Because he killed the “Open Web” while making a video with a fidget… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Net Neutrality Repeal
2017 Classic: The AirPods Craze
Why was the traveler looking at the floor? Because he dropped one AirPod and realized that $159 was currently sliding toward a storm drain. Part… Read More »2017 Classic: The AirPods Craze
2016 Archive: The Leaf
I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The “Divergent
Allegiant” Failure: Why Shailene Woodley? For a franchise that was so bad they decided to cancel the final movie and put it on TV (and then… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Divergent