Forcing the head usher to use a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the gears of the pastor’s Sunday morning recorded tape because the heavy deck in the back room ate the closing prayer.
Part of the 34 Religious Jokes: The 1995 “Cassette Sermons, Overhead Projectors & Bingo Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Thinking is definitely funny today.
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
We created a monster... of a joke!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Posting this to my own wall right now!