2016 Legacy: The Cleveland Indians’ Loss
Why were they the “other” 3-1 story? Because they blew a lead just like the Warriors, making Cleveland the center of the “Comeback Universe” in… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Cleveland Indians’ Loss
2015 Classic: The Memory
“Doctor, I keep forgetting my cloud backup.” “That’s okay, your watch remembers everything you’ve done since April.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Classic: The Memory
2015 Archive: The Force Awakens Hype
Han Solo said “Chewie, we’re home,” and I cried in a theater full of adults wearing plastic helmets. 2015 is the year nostalgia became a… Read More »2015 Archive: The Force Awakens Hype
2014 Vintage: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Monitor
2014 Vintage: The Flappy Bird
A guy throws his phone against the wall. The bartender says, “Let me guess… you hit the green pipe again?” Part of the 56 Bar… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Flappy Bird
2013 Archive: The World War Z Running
Why was the parade so fast? Because Brad Pitt taught us that if you stop moving, the “Zombies” (the neighbors wanting your leftovers) will catch… Read More »2013 Archive: The World War Z Running
2012 Classic: Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
Why Breaking Dawn – Part 2? Because it’s a sequel to a movie that was already a sequel to a bad idea. Part of the 35… Read More »2012 Classic: Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
2012 Legacy: The Window AC Jet Engine
The congregation completely losing the middle section of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear with a… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Window AC Jet Engine
2011 Legacy: The Fan
Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system. Part of the 46 Classic… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Fan
2011 Vintage: The Glee Decline
Why no big wins? Because the “musical” novelty was starting to wear off, and everyone was getting “autotune fatigue.” Part of the 40 Emmy Awards… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Glee Decline