2020 Classic: The Best Film Editing
Why did Ford v Ferrari win? Because cutting a race car at 200 mph is the only way to keep the audience from blinking. Part… Read More »2020 Classic: The Best Film Editing
2019 Vintage: The Google Search Answer Trap
The librarian looking completely defeated trying to explain to a student that typing “Give me all the answers for the history homework” into Google wouldn’t… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Google Search Answer Trap
2018 Vintage: The Escape
I’m “fleeing” from the storm. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Laptop “Always Connected” PC
Why was the salesman bragging? “I have a SIM card in my laptop! I am the internet!” Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The 2018… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Laptop “Always Connected” PC
2017 Classic: The FIFA “Best” Awards
Why was Ronaldo winning again? Because 2017 was the year of “CR7,” and Messi had to be content with just being a “regular” genius for… Read More »2017 Classic: The FIFA “Best” Awards
2017 Legacy: The Lady Bird Realization
A movie that made me realize that my mom was right about everything, but I’m still going to argue with her about my outfit. Part… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Lady Bird Realization
2017 Vintage: The USS Fitzgerald & John S. McCain Collisions
Why was the Navy sweating in 2017? Because it turns out that “Mastering the Oceans” is much harder when your multi-billion dollar destroyers can’t avoid… Read More »2017 Vintage: The USS Fitzgerald & John S. McCain Collisions
2017 Classic: The Razzie Redeemer – A Safe Haven
Why did no one win? Because in 2017, the Razzies felt that Hollywood was doing so poorly that nobody actually deserved a “get out of… Read More »2017 Classic: The Razzie Redeemer – A Safe Haven
2017 Classic: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Classic: The Ivana
2016 Legacy: The Cleveland Indians’ Loss
Why were they the “other” 3-1 story? Because they blew a lead just like the Warriors, making Cleveland the center of the “Comeback Universe” in… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Cleveland Indians’ Loss