2023 Legacy: The Guardians 3
We both cried about the raccoon. I told her I’m Rocket. She said, “Yeah, you’re a ‘Trash Panda’ who steals snacks.” Part of the 56… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Guardians 3
2023 Vintage: Rihanna (Super Bowl)
Why didn’t Rihanna need any guest performers at the Super Bowl? Because her pregnancy reveal in a red jumpsuit while levitating was the only “cameo”… Read More »2023 Vintage: Rihanna (Super Bowl)
2023 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Megan Fox (again)? For Expend4bles, where she proved that her “merciless mercenary” skill mostly involves walking in slow motion. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards… Read More »2023 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress
2023 Classic: The Pro-Wrestler
One, but they have to ‘finish the story’ like Cody Rhodes. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The Barbenheimer Glow archive. Historically… Read More »2023 Classic: The Pro-Wrestler
2023 Vintage: The Final 2023 Thought
“I’m ‘Kenough’.” “Without the ‘Mojo Dojo’?” “Yes. I’ve reached Peak Kenergy—which mostly means I’m wearing a fuzzy robe and I don’t have a job.” Part of… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Final 2023 Thought
2022 Vintage: The Launch of “Overwatch 2”
Why was there a queue for 40,000 people? Because Blizzard launched a sequel that was mostly just the first game with a “2” on it… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Launch of “Overwatch 2”
2021 Legacy: The “Cheugy” Critic
“Using an incandescent bulb is so cheugy. Get an LED.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The Global Reboot archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “2022 Failures” for me. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2021 “NFT & Metaverse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: The Best Film Editing
Why did Ford v Ferrari win? Because cutting a race car at 200 mph is the only way to keep the audience from blinking. Part… Read More »2020 Classic: The Best Film Editing
2020 Legacy: The Steph Curry “Injury” Season
Why did the Warriors have the worst record? Because without Klay and with a hurt Steph, the mighty dynasty became a lottery team overnight. Part… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Steph Curry “Injury” Season