2007 Legacy: The “Stronger” Kanye
Harder, better, faster, stronger. Kanye sampled Daft Punk and made me feel like a futuristic gladiator while sitting on the bus. Part of the 62… Read More »2007 Legacy: The “Stronger” Kanye
2007 Vintage: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Shore
2007 Vintage: The Spiderman 3
Emo Peter Parker. I tried the dance. My wife told me she’s never been more embarrassed to be seen with me. Part of the 64… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Spiderman 3
2007 Archive: The Bluetooth Mouse
Why was the man frustrated? It was 2007 and “pairing” a mouse still felt like trying to communicate with an alien civilization. Part of the… Read More »2007 Archive: The Bluetooth Mouse
2007 Vintage: The Delete
I’m “erasing” the “Sent from my iPhone” signature. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Legacy: The Email
Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail. Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Email
2005 Legacy: The Get Rich or Die Tryin’
Why 50 Cent? For proving that if Eminem could do it, every rapper in the mid-2000s deserved their own semi-biographical movie. Part of the 35… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Get Rich or Die Tryin’
2005 Vintage: The Jon Stewart Speech
Why was it a hit? For thanking his writers and then reminding everyone that he still doesn’t have a real job. Part of the 41… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Jon Stewart Speech
2004 Vintage: The “Goodies” Ciara
The princess of “Crunk&B” has arrived, and the beat is so heavy it’s rattling my car’s side mirrors. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2004 Vintage: The “Goodies” Ciara
2004 Classic: The Angels in America Sweep
Why did they win everything (11 awards)? Because if you hire Meryl Streep and Al Pacino for a miniseries, the rest of the nominees should… Read More »2004 Classic: The Angels in America Sweep