2020 Vintage: The Thermostat
She says 72 degrees is “the temperature of a dying civilization.” Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Thermostat
2020 Legacy: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to stay 6 feet away! Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Mustache
2020 Archive: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Archive: The Monitor
2020 Vintage: The Instagram Grid Aesthetic
The popular kids looking panicked because they hadn’t taken a hallway squad photo in three months, ruining the visual consistency of their profile feeds. Part… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Instagram Grid Aesthetic
2019 Archive: The Detective Pikachu Fur
He’s fluffy! I spent the whole movie wanting to pet a CGI Ryan Reynolds. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive.… Read More »2019 Archive: The Detective Pikachu Fur
2018 Classic: The LCD Monitor Polish
Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the plastic frame of a flat-screen computer monitor to make it match the heavy oak… Read More »2018 Classic: The LCD Monitor Polish
2018 Classic: The Space
I “need” more space for my V-Bucks. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The “Combat Camera” Drone Footage
Why the 60fps? To make the “Impact” look as smooth as a video game trailer for the 6 o’clock news. Part of the 38 Military… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Combat Camera” Drone Footage
2017 Vintage: The Tide Pod Challenge
“People are eating laundry detergent!” “In 2017, this is how we filter the population. Let them eat soap.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Tide Pod Challenge
2017 Classic: The Instagram Face Filter
Why did the lawyer use the “Dog Filter”? To make his “barking at the judge” look more endearing. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Classic: The Instagram Face Filter