2022 Legacy: The The Black Phone
Why were we afraid of the basement? Because Ethan Hawke made us think that a disconnected rotary phone was the scariest thing at the party.… Read More »2022 Legacy: The The Black Phone
2022 Vintage: The Metaverse
Why was the brother wearing goggles at the table? Because Mark Zuckerberg was still trying to convince us that eating a virtual turkey is cooler… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Metaverse
2022 Legacy: The Gas Prices
A guy tries to pay for his round with a half-full jerrycan of unleaded. The bartender says, “I’ll take it. That’s worth more than the… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Gas Prices
2022 Legacy: The Abbott Elementary Arrival
Why the buzz? Because Quinta Brunson proved that public school teachers are the real superheroes, and the Academy finally gave them a cape (and a… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Abbott Elementary Arrival
2021 Vintage: The 2021 Wrap-Up
“See you in 2022! Hopefully, the only thing ‘Delta’ will be is an airline.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race &… Read More »2021 Vintage: The 2021 Wrap-Up
2021 Archive: The Desktop
I’m “surface” deep in the stock market. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: The “Driver’s License” Heartbreak
Why was the 2021 BBQ so emotional? Because Olivia Rodrigo made every 40-year-old at the party cry about a breakup they had in 1998 while… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Driver’s License” Heartbreak
2020 Archive: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Archive: The Monitor
2020 Legacy: The Peloton Addiction
Why did the lawyer sue the instructor? For “intentional infliction of cardio-induced emotional trauma.” Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court &… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Peloton Addiction
2020 Vintage: The Tenet
A guy walks into a bar, drinks a beer backwards, and leaves through the entrance he hasn’t arrived at yet. The bartender says, “I’m not… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Tenet