2020 Legacy: The Passport Expiry
Why was the traveler’s passport so sad? Because it had 40 empty pages and the only “stamp” it got in 2020 was a coffee stain… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Passport Expiry
2020 Vintage: The Animal Crossing Deposition
Why did the lawyer set up an office in Animal Crossing? To sue Tom Nook for “predatory lending practices and lack of a signed mortgage disclosure.”… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Animal Crossing Deposition
2019 Archive: The TikTok “Old Town Road”
Why did the lawyer love Lil Nas X? Because the song’s 15 different remixes created enough “sampling and royalty” work to buy a ranch. Part… Read More »2019 Archive: The TikTok “Old Town Road”
2018 Legacy: Lorde’s Poem
Why did she have a poem sewn into her dress? Because she wasn’t given a solo performance slot, so she decided to turn her back… Read More »2018 Legacy: Lorde’s Poem
2018 Legacy: Outstanding Comedy
Why The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel? Because Amazon finally found a way to make us pay for Prime and feel sophisticated while doing it. Part of… Read More »2018 Legacy: Outstanding Comedy
2018 Archive: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity… Read More »2018 Archive: The Shore
2018 Classic: The Nun
Why was the monastery so creepy? Because the “Conjuring” universe decided that a demon nun is the only way to make church feel like a… Read More »2018 Classic: The Nun
2018 Classic: The A Star Is Born Moment
“Tell me something, boy… aren’t you tired tryin’ to fill that void?” “I’m not tryin’ to fill a void, Brenda, I’m tryin’ to fill the gas… Read More »2018 Classic: The A Star Is Born Moment
2017 Archive: The Beauty and the Beast Suit
Why did the lawyer represent the Beast? To sue the enchantress for “unauthorized physical transformation without a medical license.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2017 Archive: The Beauty and the Beast Suit
2017 Classic: The 2017 Physical
My doctor didn’t touch me once. He just scanned my QR code and said, “Your data looks 5% more bloated than last year. Stop downloading… Read More »2017 Classic: The 2017 Physical