2022 Archive: The Control
I’m “alt-ering” my reality with a filter. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Classic: The Morbius “Morb”
Why the memes? For a movie so forgettable that the internet convinced Sony to release it a second time just so they could keep making… Read More »2022 Classic: The Morbius “Morb”
2021 Classic: The Free Guy Reality
Ryan Reynolds is an NPC who realizes he’s in a video game. I’m an office worker who realizes he’s in a 9-to-5 loop. It’s the… Read More »2021 Classic: The Free Guy Reality
2021 Archive: The Dentist
“You have a cavity.” “Is it from the pandemic snacks?” “Yes, specifically the ‘Midnight Sourdough’ phase.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine… Read More »2021 Archive: The Dentist
2021 Archive: The WandaVision Sitcom
I spent two months trying to figure out why a superhero was living in a black-and-white 50s show. 2021 is the year Marvel got “weird.”… Read More »2021 Archive: The WandaVision Sitcom
2020 Archive: The Dog
I’m “barking” at the mailman for excitement. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The Passport Expiry
Why was the traveler’s passport so sad? Because it had 40 empty pages and the only “stamp” it got in 2020 was a coffee stain… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Passport Expiry
2020 Legacy: The Harry Styles (Watermelon Sugar) Fan
“Watermelon sugar… high! (That’s how I feel on top of this ladder).” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year of the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Harry Styles (Watermelon Sugar) Fan
2020 Vintage: The Animal Crossing Deposition
Why did the lawyer set up an office in Animal Crossing? To sue Tom Nook for “predatory lending practices and lack of a signed mortgage disclosure.”… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Animal Crossing Deposition
2020 Legacy: The Folder Navigation
Why was the manager lost? He clicked “Desktop” and realized his desktop was just a pile of 500 unsorted screenshots. Part of the 74 Office… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Folder Navigation