2018 Classic: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain why I’m late when you let me in! Part of the 33 Classic… Read More »2018 Classic: The Alex
2018 Legacy: The Fan
Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system. Part of the 52 Classic… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Fan
2018 Archive: The Final Summary
Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a shredder? To ensure his “final thoughts” were strictly confidential. Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2018 Archive: The Final Summary
2018 Archive: The “Eastside” Benny Blanco
Halsey and Khalid. The official song for every 2018 night drive. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The Snatched
I told her we should go to South America. She reminded me I got scared of a moth in the kitchen last night. Part of… Read More »2017 Archive: The Snatched
2017 Vintage: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
Attempting to stand up from a relative’s plastic-wrapped sofa in August and leaving a layer of skin behind with a sound resembling a small suction… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
2016 Classic: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The church choir silently sweating through an unseasonably warm autumn Sunday because their stiff synthetic robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.… Read More »2016 Classic: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
2016 Archive: David Bowie & Prince
Why was the sky so purple? Because in 2016, the stars started looking a lot different after we lost the two most creative souls in… Read More »2016 Archive: David Bowie & Prince
2016 Legacy: The Google Maps “Local Guides”
Why was the intern taking photos of the office toilet? He wanted “Points” from Google for being an active contributor. Part of the 69 Office… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Google Maps “Local Guides”
2016 Classic: The Desiigner Fan
“Panda, Panda, Panda… I got bulbs in Atlanta.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of Pokémon GO archive. Historically Verified