2013 Legacy: The PS4 vs. Xbox One Launch
Why were the gamers fighting in the bushes? Because the “Next Gen” was finally here, and you had to choose between “Greatness Awaits” or an… Read More »2013 Legacy: The PS4 vs. Xbox One Launch
2013 Archive: The Honorary Award for Hal Needham
Why? Because after jumping off buildings for 50 years, the stuntman finally got an Oscar he didn’t have to bleed for. Part of the 43… Read More »2013 Archive: The Honorary Award for Hal Needham
2013 Archive: The “Can’t Hold Us” Macklemore
We’re looking for a ceiling that isn’t there. 2013 is a very high-energy year for independent rap. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013… Read More »2013 Archive: The “Can’t Hold Us” Macklemore
2013 Archive: The Man of Steel Reboot
Why was the griller so serious? Because Henry Cavill brought a “gritty” Superman to the screen, and the Dad at the BBQ felt that his… Read More »2013 Archive: The Man of Steel Reboot
2012 Vintage: Best Comedy Album
Why Hilarious by Louis C.K.? Because the title was accurate, even if the future was… complicated. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2012 “Rolling… Read More »2012 Vintage: Best Comedy Album
2012 Legacy: The Bieber Cut Trim
The boys spending ten minutes in front of the bathroom mirror, making sure their hair had the exact perfect aerodynamic curve before picture day. Part… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Bieber Cut Trim
2011 Legacy: Adele – “Someone Like You”
Why was everyone crying at the snack table? Because Adele released 21, and suddenly we were all mourning relationships we never even had. Part of… Read More »2011 Legacy: Adele – “Someone Like You”
2011 Legacy: The Scanner
I’m “beaming” with joy over 4G LTE. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The Inception Kick
“I need a kick to wake up!” “Is a cold bucket of water okay? Because you’ve been snoring for three hours.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2010 Archive: The Inception Kick
2010 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer tell the cop he was “digitally accelerating”? He claimed his car was merely a hardware extension of his high-speed internet. Part… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket