2009 Legacy: The Windows 7 Relief
Why did the IT guy throw a party? Because Windows 7 launched, and he could finally stop apologizing for Vista’s existence. Part of the 72… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Windows 7 Relief
2008 Classic: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 2008! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Classic: The Police
2007 Classic: The Alvin and the Chipmunks Fan
Three. One to screw it in and two to sing in a high-pitched voice. Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year… Read More »2007 Classic: The Alvin and the Chipmunks Fan
2006 Vintage: The Pluto “Xena” Controversy
Why was the science-nephew so confused? Because they found a bigger rock than Pluto (Eris), and suddenly the solar system felt like a crowded Thanksgiving… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Pluto “Xena” Controversy
2006 Vintage: The Vesper Martini
A guy walks into a bar and orders a Martini with three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, and half a measure of Kina Lillet.… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Vesper Martini
2006 Archive: The “Welcome to the Black Parade”
My Chemical Romance has officially turned every teenager in America into a Goth marching band member. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social… Read More »2006 Archive: The “Welcome to the Black Parade”
2005 Archive: The Launch of YouTube
Why were politicians terrified of 2005? Because for the first time, their “private” gaffes could be watched by millions of people between a video of… Read More »2005 Archive: The Launch of YouTube
2004 Classic: Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group
Why “Shake Ya Tailfeather”? Because Nelly and P. Diddy reminded us that 2004 was the year of the “soundtrack anthem.” Part of the 40 Grammy… Read More »2004 Classic: Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group
2004 Legacy: The HMO Nurse 2
“We don’t cover ‘Bad Vibes’. Please take those to a therapist.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era… Read More »2004 Legacy: The HMO Nurse 2
2003 Classic: The Bouncer
The bouncer says, “You’re too drunk for 2003.” The guy says, “But in 2004 I’ll be a genius!” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Classic: The Bouncer