2024 Vintage: Best Comedy Album
Why What’s In A Name? Because Dave Chappelle has a “Reserved” sign on this trophy until he decides to stop talking. Part of the 38… Read More »2024 Vintage: Best Comedy Album
2024 Archive: The John Cena “Costume” Moment
Why did John Cena walk on stage naked? To prove that in 2024, the most effective way to get people to pay attention to “Production… Read More »2024 Archive: The John Cena “Costume” Moment
2024 Classic: The Stanley Cup 2.0
My wife now has a Stanley for every day of the week. I told her we don’t have enough shelf space for 300 ounces of… Read More »2024 Classic: The Stanley Cup 2.0
2022 Archive: Barbie (Set Photos Hype)
Why were there so many people in neon pink spandex and rollerblades? Because the first photos of Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling leaked, and “Barbiecore”… Read More »2022 Archive: Barbie (Set Photos Hype)
2022 Vintage: The Stress 2
“You’re stressed about ‘The Metaverse’.” “Will I have to see my doctor as an avatar?” “Hopefully. It’s cheaper.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Stress 2
2022 Classic: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms away and immediately shouting about the rising cost of heating oil in the local market. Part… Read More »2022 Classic: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
2021 Vintage: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty seconds because poor weather is disrupting the satellite signal of the parish office modem. Part… Read More »2021 Vintage: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
2021 Vintage: The Juice
I’m “concentrating” on my digital portfolio. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolutely no signs of wear because no altar servers or lectors have walked near the steps… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
2019 Classic: The Joker Stairs
A guy starts dancing manically on the front porch steps. His wife asks, “Are you okay?” He says, “I’m just a guy who realized his… Read More »2019 Classic: The Joker Stairs