2021 Classic: The “Industry Baby” Video
Lil Nas X is in a pink prison and he’s the king of 2021 marketing. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Industry Baby” Video
2020 Archive: The Best Visual Effects
Why did 1917 win? Because making a sunny day look like a war zone is the ultimate digital trick. Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2020 Archive: The Best Visual Effects
2020 Archive: The Ghost Kitchen
Why was the food so good? Because it came from a “restaurant” that only existed on an app and a shared industrial park. Part of… Read More »2020 Archive: The Ghost Kitchen
2018 Archive: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did Icarus win? To prove that a documentary about biking can accidentally uncover the biggest sports scandal in Russian history. Part of the 42… Read More »2018 Archive: The Best Documentary Feature
2018 Legacy: The Grocery Scanner Audit
Standing exactly half an inch away from the automated supermarket cash register screen to ensure the computer program properly applied a fifteen-cent discount to a… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Grocery Scanner Audit
2017 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Kim Basinger for Fifty Shades Darker? For proving that even an Oscar winner can’t survive a script written by a fan-fiction enthusiast. Part of the… Read More »2017 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress
2017 Archive: The Logan Movie
“I’m old and my powers are fading.” “You’re 38, Steve. Your ‘powers’ didn’t fade, you just stopped going to the gym and started eating ‘night-cheese’.” Part of… Read More »2017 Archive: The Logan Movie
2016 Classic: The Scroll
I’m “rolling” through the Pokédex. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Vintage: The Julia Louis-Dreyfus Streak
Her fifth win in a row! At this point, the Emmy Academy should just name the trophy “The Julia.” Part of the 40 Emmy Awards… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Julia Louis-Dreyfus Streak
2015 Vintage: The Smartwatch Notification
Why did the lawyer’s watch beep? To remind him that he’s been “Pro Bono” for 45 seconds and needs to find a client immediately. Part… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Smartwatch Notification