2001 Vintage: The Stone
I’m a mason. I’m just “hardened.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Archive: The Creed “With Arms Wide Open”
Why so dramatic? For the song you couldn’t escape, even if you tried really, really hard. Part of the 35 Musician & Rock Star Jokes:… Read More »2000 Archive: The Creed “With Arms Wide Open”
1999 Legacy: Best Female R&B Vocal
Why Lauryn Hill? (Get used to this). Because “Doo Wop (That Thing)” was the only song in 1999 that could make you dance and give… Read More »1999 Legacy: Best Female R&B Vocal
1999 Legacy: The Piano
She plays The Final Countdown on the piano every time I walk into the room. Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix”… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Piano
1998 Archive: The Cell Phone Etiquette
A guy’s phone rings. He says, “I’m at the bar!” The bartender says, “And we’re all in your conversation. Quiet down!” Part of the 76… Read More »1998 Archive: The Cell Phone Etiquette
1998 Classic: The Ice Cube’s Revenge
An ice cube says, “I’m the only thing keeping this party from getting too hot.” Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski… Read More »1998 Classic: The Ice Cube’s Revenge
1997 Legacy: The SAS “Bravo Two Zero” Books
Why were there so many in 1997? Because by then, every member of the patrol had written a book, and the only person left to… Read More »1997 Legacy: The SAS “Bravo Two Zero” Books
1997 Vintage: The Mall Walker Early Shift
Arriving at the indoor shopping center entrance doors at 6:00 AM sharp in matching neon tracksuits to complete four power-walking laps before any stores open.… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Mall Walker Early Shift
1997 Archive: Titanic (Hype)
Why did so many people dress up as icebergs? Because it was the only way to guarantee you’d get to “freeze” everyone out of the… Read More »1997 Archive: Titanic (Hype)
1997 Legacy: The Hertz-Rent-A-Car Slowdown
Why does the “high-speed” internet feel slower now that everyone is finally using it? Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Hertz-Rent-A-Car Slowdown