2006 Vintage: The Search
Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page. Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Search
2006 Legacy: The Needle
I’m “pinning” my favorite post. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Napoleon Dynamite Logic
“Vote for Pedro.” I wore the shirt. She said, “Vote for a husband who remembers to pick up the dry cleaning.” Part of the 62… Read More »2005 Classic: The Napoleon Dynamite Logic
2005 Classic: The Internet Search
She searched for “How to teach a son-in-law basic human functions.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Guitar Hero” Edition archive.… Read More »2005 Classic: The Internet Search
2005 Archive: The Heart
“Your heart is beating like a techno song.” “Untz untz untz…” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition… Read More »2005 Archive: The Heart
2005 Archive: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Archive: The Monitor
2004 Legacy: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the mall? Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Honeydew
2004 Classic: The Digital Camera Delay
The short-term mission team returning with a single 2-megapixel digital camera, forcing forty parishioners to crowd around a tiny 1.5-inch LCD screen on the back… Read More »2004 Classic: The Digital Camera Delay
2003 Vintage: The Save
I’m “storing” my progress. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The Best Costume Design
Why did Chicago win? Because you can’t have “All That Jazz” if you don’t have all that spandex and sequins. Part of the 44 Oscars… Read More »2003 Archive: The Best Costume Design