2001 Vintage: The Stone

I’m a mason. I’m just “hardened.”

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@Buffy_Fan9705/05/2009 22:53Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@South_Park_Cartman07/11/2004 17:58Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Judge_Dredd_Law08/17/2012 23:18I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie10/13/2007 11:09Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

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@Construction_Dig11/22/2013 03:22Still digging for more humor!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair01/17/2008 13:15I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!