1999 Legacy: The Matrix Fashion
Suddenly, every guy in the suburbs owns a floor-length leather trench coat and tiny sunglasses, convinced they can dodge bullets while working at a Cinnabon.… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Matrix Fashion
1999 Archive: The Suitcase
Her luggage is so heavy I’m pretty sure she’s packed her own furniture. Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix”… Read More »1999 Archive: The Suitcase
1999 Vintage: Boris Yeltsin’s Resignation
Why did Boris leave on December 31st? Because he wanted to make sure he was the last person to have a drink in the Kremlin… Read More »1999 Vintage: Boris Yeltsin’s Resignation
1999 Archive: The Benigni Chair-Walk
Why did Roberto Benigni walk over the seats? Because when you win an Oscar for a movie about joy in a tragedy, the laws of… Read More »1999 Archive: The Benigni Chair-Walk
1998 Classic: Goo Goo Dolls (Iris)
Why was everyone crying in 1998? Because this song was in every movie, every radio station, and probably playing inside your refrigerator. Part of the… Read More »1998 Classic: Goo Goo Dolls (Iris)
1998 Archive: Lindsay Lohan (The Parent Trap)
Why did we think there were two of her? Because in 1998, Disney’s special effects were so good we didn’t realize we’d be seeing her… Read More »1998 Archive: Lindsay Lohan (The Parent Trap)
1998 Vintage: The Amber Ale
A guy orders an Amber Ale. The bartender says, “Finally, someone who isn’t ordering something neon green.” Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Amber Ale
1997 Classic: The Hammer
I’m a handyman. I’m just nailing the landing. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Legacy: The Minimum Wage Election Boost
Why did the President raise the minimum wage right before the vote? So millions of Americans could finally afford a second phone line for their… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Minimum Wage Election Boost
1996 Archive: The Plastic Binder Spine
The sheer physical agony of accidentally pinching your thumb inside a three-ring binder mechanism. Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1996 “Starter… Read More »1996 Archive: The Plastic Binder Spine