2020 Vintage: The Gal Gadot “Imagine”
Why did the traveler turn off his phone? Because 20 celebrities sang “Imagine” from their mansions and he realized that “being in this together” feels… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Gal Gadot “Imagine”
2020 Legacy: The Natalie Portman Cape
Why were there names embroidered on it? To remind the Academy that they “forgot” to nominate any female directors—again. Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Natalie Portman Cape
2019 Classic: The “Information” from Foreign Countries
Why did Trump say he’d listen to it? Because in 2019, “Opposition Research” was considered a “Gift” if it came in a foreign accent. Part… Read More »2019 Classic: The “Information” from Foreign Countries
2019 Vintage: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
The tech team installing an automated camera to live-stream the holiday service, only for the motion sensor to glitch and spend ten minutes locked onto… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
2019 Classic: The Fast & Furious
Hobbs & Shaw: They’ve officially left the “racing” part behind and are now just two guys fighting a bionic Idris Elba. Part of the 70 Observational… Read More »2019 Classic: The Fast & Furious
2019 Vintage: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently against a heavy plastic beaded necklace every single time a family member enters the front door.… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
2018 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is “brave” for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
2018 Classic: The Fortnite Battle
Why did the blonde start jumping up and down in the middle of a shopping mall? She heard she was in a “Battle Royale” and… Read More »2018 Classic: The Fortnite Battle
2018 Archive: The Bug
Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.” Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2018 Archive: The Bug
2017 Vintage: The MeToo Movement
Why were HR lawyers working 20 hours a day? Because “the way we’ve always done it” suddenly became “Exhibit A” in a million-dollar lawsuit. Part… Read More »2017 Vintage: The MeToo Movement