2023 Classic: The “Girl Dinner” Trend
Why was there just a pile of cheese, three olives, and a single cracker on the plate? Because the niece decided 12 traditional courses were… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Girl Dinner” Trend
2022 Classic: Jon Batiste’s 11 Nominations
Why was he everywhere? Because he’s the only person who can play the melodica, lead a late-night band, and win Album of the Year while… Read More »2022 Classic: Jon Batiste’s 11 Nominations
2022 Classic: The Garden
She told the roses they were “lacking a modern aesthetic.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2022 Vintage: The Smile Trauma
Why the grin? For a horror movie that made everyone in 2022 terrified of anyone being slightly too polite to them in a hospital or… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Smile Trauma
2021 Vintage: The 2021 Final Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Reset”? Because we closed the book on the 20th century’s longest war and realized the 21st century’s “Great… Read More »2021 Vintage: The 2021 Final Vibe
2021 Archive: The Witness Stand
Why did the lawyer bring a “Smartwatch” to court? To prove the witness’s pulse spiked every time they mentioned the word “Integrity.” Part of the… Read More »2021 Archive: The Witness Stand
2021 Legacy: The Facebook Outage
Why were the travelers actually talking to each other? Because Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp went down for 6 hours and the world returned to 1995.… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Facebook Outage
2021 Classic: The Tomato
I’m “ketching” up with the latest tech. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The Prince Philip Passing
Why was it a ’21 milestone? To remind the world that “Staying in the Background” for 70 years is a skill no modern politician possesses.… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Prince Philip Passing
2020 Legacy: The Natalie Portman Cape
Why were there names embroidered on it? To remind the Academy that they “forgot” to nominate any female directors—again. Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Natalie Portman Cape