2021 Classic: The Tomato

I’m “ketching” up with the latest tech.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

I’m "brewing" some high-octane content.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I hope this year wasn't a "lemon."Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

@Toy_Story_Woody09/28/1998 19:45There is a joke in my boot!

@Shagadelic_9709/03/2003 04:02This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Charlie_Bit_Me03/20/1998 11:23Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Double_Rainbow_G09/17/1996 22:55What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Clans_Leader_9905/05/2010 09:30Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost07/21/2014 06:01Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

@Anonymous_User04/23/2008 16:43We are many. We are laughing.

@Selfie_King_0512/09/2003 08:49Taking a photo of me laughing!