Why was the internet “faster”? Because we upgraded our browsers to see 256 colors instead of 16 while looking up firework safety tips.
Part of the 39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Techno” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Oops, I laughed again!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
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We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!