2007 Archive: The Enchanted Movie
“I’m waiting for true love’s kiss!” “I’m waiting for you to mow the lawn. Let’s see who wins.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Archive: The Enchanted Movie
2007 Vintage: The Soulja Boy Fan
“Crank that light bulb! Now watch me yule, now watch me screw!” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Soulja Boy Fan
2007 Archive: The Terry O’Quinn “Lost” Win
Why did John Locke finally get a trophy? For proving that if you live on a mysterious island and look intensely at things, the Academy… Read More »2007 Archive: The Terry O’Quinn “Lost” Win
2005 Vintage: The Nintendo Wi-Fi
Why were kids sitting outside Starbucks? It was the only way to play “Mario Kart DS” against someone on another continent. Part of the 49… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Nintendo Wi-Fi
2005 Legacy: The Pear
We’re a “fruitful” duo on camera. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The Scared Computer
Why did the computer go to the eye doctor? It needed to improve its “resolution.” Part of the 51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 “Social… Read More »2004 Archive: The Scared Computer
2004 Archive: The Facebook Interrogation
Hearing a grandchild talk about a new website called “The Facebook” and asking if that is the place where the local police department publishes the… Read More »2004 Archive: The Facebook Interrogation
2004 Legacy: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the chicken had a “clear career path before it ended up on her plate.” Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Restaurant
2003 Archive: The Soda
I’m “popping” by. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: Worst Screenplay
Why Gigli? For dialogue that sounds like it was generated by a computer that was specifically programmed to hate human ears. Part of the 38 Razzie… Read More »2003 Vintage: Worst Screenplay