2014 Classic: The Mushroom
I’m a “fun-gi” to follow. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Archive: Best Comedy Album
Why Tenacious D in Post-Apocalypto? No, it was Blow Your Head… wait, it was Jimmy Fallon! For proving that being a fanboy is a career.… Read More »2013 Archive: Best Comedy Album
2013 Classic: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the soup was “socially acceptable” or just “filling.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Candy Crush”… Read More »2013 Classic: The Restaurant
2013 Vintage: The Candy Crush Invite
If I get one more notification asking for “lives” in a game about exploding jellybeans, I’m unfriending my own mother. Part of the 65 Observational… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Candy Crush Invite
2012 Legacy: The Tiger
I’m “earning” my stripes as a survivor. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The Google+
A guy walks into a bar and yells, “Does anyone want to join my circle?!” No one answers. Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Google+
2011 Classic: The Moscow Mule
“The copper mug makes it taste like 1941.” “And it costs like 2011.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim”… Read More »2011 Classic: The Moscow Mule
2011 Archive: The Adele (21) Fan
“Someone like you… who actually stays lit for more than a month.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow archive.… Read More »2011 Archive: The Adele (21) Fan
2011 Vintage: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver’s seat appears completely empty except for a tiny patch of white hair hovering over… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
2011 Vintage: Best Dance Recording
Why “Only Girl (In the World)”? Because Rihanna made the dance floor feel like her personal kingdom. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Vintage: Best Dance Recording