2011 Classic: The Shift
I’m “changing” my status to “Away” (on a quest). Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Classic: The Shift
2011 Vintage: The Google+
A guy walks into a bar and yells, “Does anyone want to join my circle?!” No one answers. Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Google+
2010 Classic: The Affordable Care Act Signing
Why was the 2010 health care bill so thick? Because it needed to be heavy enough to hold down the expectations of everyone who thought… Read More »2010 Classic: The Affordable Care Act Signing
2009 Vintage: The 2009 Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2009? Because in a world of “apps,” everyone is just one “Update” away from a lawsuit. Part of the 47 Lawyer… Read More »2009 Vintage: The 2009 Verdict
2009 Legacy: The Kanye West (VMA Edition)
“Yo, I’m happy for you, I’mma let you finish changing that bulb, but Beyoncé had one of the best light fixtures of all time!” Part… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Kanye West (VMA Edition)
2008 Vintage: Barack Obama “Hope” Poster
Why did everyone’s face look like a red, white, and blue stencil? Because the Shepard Fairey poster was everywhere, and “Yes We Can” (get more… Read More »2008 Vintage: Barack Obama “Hope” Poster
2008 Legacy: The Twilight Fan (Team Jacob)
“Who needs a bulb when you can just be shirtlessly warm in the dark?” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Twilight Fan (Team Jacob)
2008 Archive: The Flo Rida “Low”
Why the apple bottom jeans? For the song that was played so much in 2008 that it’s technically considered a form of psychological conditioning. Part… Read More »2008 Archive: The Flo Rida “Low”
2008 Legacy: The Dog
I’m “barking” at the TV news. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Airbnb Launch
“I’m letting strangers sleep on our air mattress for money.” “In this economy, that’s not a business, it’s a cry for help.” Part of the 54… Read More »2008 Archive: The Airbnb Launch