1999 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win

Why did Elizabeth win? To prove that turning Cate Blanchett into a pale statue is the peak of 16th-century glamour.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Angelfire_User01/21/1999 06:00Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Hotmail_Checker01/01/2005 07:00Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Friends_Lover07/01/2002 16:23Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Wild_Thornberry08/30/2012 15:04Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Pedro_For_Pres05/19/2000 18:06Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Woman_Yelling_C02/03/2013 13:09The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Web_Crawler_9606/24/1998 18:44Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@Warcraft_Orc06/05/1998 10:37Work, work... and laugh, laugh!