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2001 Vintage: Ariel Sharon’s Election

Why did Israel pick the “Bulldozer”? Because in 2001, they decided that if the peace process was dead, they might as well have a guy who knew how to build walls.

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & Aftermath” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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