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1997 Classic: Al Gore’s “Earth in the Balance”

Why was Al so stiff? Because he was trying to carry the weight of the planet on his shoulders while also trying to figure out how to invent the “Buy” button on Amazon.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 1997 “Cool Britannia & Red Planets” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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