A blonde walks into a library and asks for a burger and fries. The librarian says “This is a library.” The blonde whispers “Sorry… can I have a burger and fries?”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.