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Why did the blonde put her glasses on her stomach?

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7 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put her glasses on her stomach?”

  1. User_634
    User_634 [Human Verified]

    i actually had to explain this to my boyfriend. he is the blonde one here lol.

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