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1995 Legacy: Waterworld’s Budget

Why was Kevin Costner a target? Because spending $175 million on a movie about a man with gills is like burning a mountain of cash just to see if the smoke smells wet.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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