Why were the vampires suddenly sparkling? Because Stephenie Meyer convinced us that the undead don’t burn in the sun—they just look like they walked through a glitter factory.
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🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Multi-Cloud" Witch
Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Influencer" Cemetery
Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »
2022 Joke: Why Do Ghosts Love
Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Retreat
Why were the "cool" monsters sitting in a circle without any tech...read more »
2024 Classic: Despicable Me 4 (Mega Minions)
Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 2008 “The Dark Knight & Twilight” Edition
In 2008, Halloween was all about chaos and glitter. We were busy ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce" Debut
What was the most popular "couples" costume? A world-famous pop s...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Portal" (Dublin to NYC)
Why were the ghosts staring at a giant circular screen? Because t...read more »
2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)
Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Glitch-Core" Aesthetic
Why did the witch’s broom keep disappearing? Because "glitch-core...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2017 “Pennywise & Fidget Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Halloween was a mix of classic horror revivals and new-a...read more »
2022 Joke: A Vampire Walked Into
A vampire walked into a bar and asked for a glass of warm blood. ...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition
In 2025, Halloween is no longer just a ghost holiday; it's a fest...read more »
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I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
One billion... laughs!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
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7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.