I’m “browsing” for a new glider.
Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
The history of humor in one post.
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