“There’s a 90% chance of illumination in the next five seconds.”
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Better than 16-bit graphics!
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
That was intense... and funny!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
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