2009 Classic: The Water

I’m “streaming” everything.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "focusing" on the 16K resolution.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "displaying" 100% transparency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "just" feeling fuzzy about the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic01/26/1996 08:26This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@CoolSkater9807/22/1995 22:54Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Napster_Leech06/18/2000 05:58Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Hotmail_Checker12/22/1995 02:18Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Beverly_Hills_9021011/29/2010 01:12The coolest joke in the zip code.