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2020 Vintage: The Wash Your Hands

 Why was the “Happy Birthday” song so annoying? Because we had to sing it twice every time we touched a doorknob, making every bathroom trip feel like a mediocre birthday party.

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2020 “Year of the Great Staycation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Packing Paradox
Fitting your entire life into a carry-on bag.I spent three hours ...read more »
The Local Advice
Asking for directions and getting a history lesson instead.I aske...read more »
The Road Trip Map
Technology vs. the old-fashioned way of getting lost.My GPS told ...read more »
The Airplane Food
Mystery meat and the smallest cup of water in the world.I asked t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Passport Control
 Why was it so fast? Because the machine scanned the traveler's D...read more »
47 Travel Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, traveling became the playground for a new generation of ...read more »
44 Travel Jokes: The 1996 “World Wide Wait” Edition
In 1996, travel was caught between two worlds. You still carried ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Gate
 Why didn't the gate open? Because the facial recognition softwar...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Maid
 Why was the room so tidy? Because the maid is a swarm of 500 mic...read more »
The Jet Lag Curse
Waking up at 3 AM ready to eat a steak dinner.My body is in Tokyo...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Expert05/13/1997 13:05DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Broadband_Newbie11/19/1997 15:00Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@RoboCop_9003/21/2011 05:12Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Fargo_Marge01/31/1999 15:58Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Ferris_Bueller10/11/2014 17:13Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Shagadelic_9709/02/2013 18:51This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Bad_Luck_Brian02/11/2005 09:06Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Top_List_Winner07/04/2000 00:57Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@Last_Commenter10/23/2015 10:04Saving the best laugh for last!

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