I’m “sticking” to the defaults.
Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
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WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
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