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2008 Legacy: The Valentino Rossi Return

Why was the “Doctor” back? Because he won the MotoGP title again, proving that age is just a number when you have a 46 on your bike.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2008 “Year of the Lightning Bolt” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz06/14/2012 01:38The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Beverly_Hills_9021001/08/2000 23:50The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Terminator_2_Fan09/29/2015 00:22Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Sixth_Sense_Cole03/30/2010 16:52I see funny people... everywhere!
@He_Man_Power07/07/2006 04:32I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@GL_HF_Runner10/16/1998 11:16Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

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