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2020 Vintage: The USB “UV Sterilizer”

 Why was the phone in a box? Because 2020 was the year we tried to “microwave” the germs off our screens.

Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2020 “Social Distancing” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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The HR Manual
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid09/25/2000 15:32Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Beavis_Butthead04/13/2011 19:01Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@C++_Dev_9812/06/2011 03:54I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@BitTorrent_0108/04/2001 16:17Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Twelve_Monkeys_F11/06/1996 19:21The future is laughing at us.
@Powerpuff_Bubbs05/22/2004 07:38Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@BackToFuture_M07/12/1995 17:50Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Friday_Rebecca11/14/2003 02:44Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@DMOZ_Volunteer11/09/2008 19:17Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Aliens_Guy_Hair01/30/1998 10:34I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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