Why was Uma Thurman the MVP of the night? Because thanks to Dave’s monologue, her name was searched more times than the actual winners.
Part of the 31 Oscars Jokes: The 1995 “Uma, Oprah & Braveheart” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2006 “Crash, Cowboy Snubs & Jon Stewart’s Debut” Edition
In 2006, the 78th Academy Awards delivered a plot twist that even...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2009 “Slumdog, Wolverine & Heath’s Legacy” Edition
In 2009, the 81st Academy Awards decided to put on a show that wa...read more »
2024 Classic: The Jimmy Kimmel "Trump" Joke
Why did he read the Truth Social post? To prove that he’s the onl...read more »
38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition
In 2012, the 84th Academy Awards decided that "everything old is ...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic, Tiaras & King of the World” Edition
In 1997, the 69th Academy Awards were less of a ceremony and more...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Original Score
Why did Hans Zimmer win (again)? Because he’s the only man who ca...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow Stares & Queen’s Opening” Edition
In 2019, the 91st Academy Awards proved that you don't actually n...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Anora" Buzz
Why did Sean Baker win Screenplay? To prove that a chaotic night ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Anatomy of a Fall win? For showing that a French courtroo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Shepherd win? Because John Travolta and a ghost-plane...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Best Animated Feature
Why did The Wild Robot win? Because the Academy decided that a ro...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did Will & Harper win? Because a road trip about friendsh...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Supporting Actor Race
Why did Samuel L. Jackson lose? Because the Academy decided that ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Best Animated Short
Why did War Is Over! have a sequel? No, wait—it was Meow—because ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!