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2022 Vintage: The Turtle

 I’m “slowly” gaining followers.

Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User04/08/1996 01:36I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Sega_Genesis_Kid04/05/2010 11:26Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Diablo_Cow_Level11/23/2008 03:29There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@ICQ_Classic05/25/2005 07:10That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes08/11/2003 08:26Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Titanic_Jack04/16/1995 20:40I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Fight_Club_Tyler04/10/2009 04:18The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@MP3_Encoder08/08/2008 17:34128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Cal_Naughton_Jr10/13/2014 23:29The magic man... is laughing!
@LonelyGirl15_F07/27/1997 09:55Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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