Why was Hakan Şükür so fast? Because he scored the fastest goal in World Cup history (11 seconds) before the South Koreans even knew the game had started.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Archery Aim
Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition
In 2007, sport was a thriller with an unfinished ending. The New ...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition
In 2023, the sports world was about ending droughts and starting ...read more »
The Soccer Mistake
A goal-oriented humor for the pitch.Why was the soccer ball so ti...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition
In 2012, the world didn’t end (sorry, Mayans), but the jokes abou...read more »
2025 Archive: The NBA Expansion Rumors
Why was Las Vegas and Seattle so excited? Because the league was ...read more »
The Cycling Gear
Spending $5,000 to look like a colorful sausage.I bought a profes...read more »
2025 Archive: The Caitlin Clark "Sophomore" Surge
Why were the WNBA ratings still higher than the moon? Because she...read more »
The Surfing Wave
Wipeouts and wisdom from the ocean.Surfing is the only sport wher...read more »
A guy and his wife are...
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on tel...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Kylian Mbappé "Madrid" Second Year
Why was he finally comfortable? Because he stopped looking for th...read more »
The Fishing Story
The one that got away, and the one that stayed to tell it.I went ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Steph Curry "Sunset" Years
Why was he still shooting? Because his range has expanded so much...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Wrexham" Movie
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My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!