Why did Donald Trump choose an escalator to announce his run? Because in 2015, the GOP realized that their primary was no longer a race—it was a downward-moving platform into a “Very Huge” reality show.
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🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
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This joke is very shagadelic, man!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
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