Why did Rumsfeld look tired? Because his “Lean, Mean Fighting Machine” was currently stuck in a multi-year urban insurgency that required more boots than his PowerPoint slides had icons for.
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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