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1995 Archive: The Tom Hanks Back-to-Back

Why did he win twice in a row? To prove that “Philadelphia” and “Alabama” are the two states of mind that the Oscars love the most.

Part of the 31 Oscars Jokes: The 1995 “Uma, Oprah & Braveheart” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X06/13/2008 13:00Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Emule_Donkey12/19/1998 00:09Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Anchorman_Ron06/19/2013 09:26I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Afk_For_Laughs12/30/2000 01:52Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Leeroy_Jenkins08/03/2005 06:36At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Stick_Death_Fan12/05/1999 09:54Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@Challenge_Acc10/25/1999 11:10Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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