Why was he destroying his cell? Because the NFL wanted to read his texts about “deflated” balls, starting a legal war that lasted longer than the actual investigation.
Part of the 48 Sports Jokes: The 2015 “Steph’s Rise & The 12-Round Wait” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
It's game 7 of the NBA...
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2025 Classic: The "Wrexham" Movie
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The Soccer Mistake
A goal-oriented humor for the pitch.Why was the soccer ball so ti...read more »
2025 Archive: The Victor Wembanyama "MVP" Talk
Why was he blocking shots from the three-point line? Because his ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Women’s Champions League Growth
Why was the final sold out? Because the level of play was so high...read more »
50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition
In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that the real "b...read more »
The Archery Aim
Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »
2025 Archive: The MLB "Robot Umps" Official Launch
Why were the managers so quiet? Because you can’t argue with a co...read more »
2025 Archive: The NBA Expansion Rumors
Why was Las Vegas and Seattle so excited? Because the league was ...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition
In 2009, the laws of physics were officially suspended. Usain Bol...read more »
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2025 Classic: The 2025 Ryder Cup Prep
Why was Bethpage Black already looking scary? Because the New Yor...read more »
The Hockey Teeth
A cold truth from the ice rink.Why do hockey players never go to ...read more »
The NASCAR Speed
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I see funny people... everywhere!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
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