She says 69 degrees is “the temperature of a lukewarm soul.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2012 Classic: The Supermarket
She tried to return a pineapple because it was "too prickly for a Monday."Part of the 59 Mother-... read more »
She tried to return a pineapple because it was "too prickly for a Monday."Part of the 59 Mother-... read more »
2. 2011 Classic: The Vacuum
She says the Dyson has "more focus" than I do.Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri... read more »
She says the Dyson has "more focus" than I do.Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri... read more »
3. 1996 Vintage: The Map (Part 2)
She looked at a map of the world and asked why "Her Way" wasn't listed as a major highway.Part o... read more »
She looked at a map of the world and asked why "Her Way" wasn't listed as a major highway.Part o... read more »
4. 2018 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is "brave" for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.Part of th... read more »
She says my alarm clock is "brave" for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.Part of th... read more »
5. 2008 Vintage: The Postcard
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: "Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy."Pa... read more »
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: "Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy."Pa... read more »
6. 2023 Classic: The Alarm Clock
She says someone's alarm clock is "brave" for thinking they’ll get out of bed on the first ring.... read more »
She says someone's alarm clock is "brave" for thinking they’ll get out of bed on the first ring.... read more »
7. 2019 Classic: The Garden
She told the roses they were "lacking a social media strategy."Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Joke... read more »
She told the roses they were "lacking a social media strategy."Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Joke... read more »
8. 2020 Vintage: The Story
She tells a story about her childhood that always proves I’m not qualified to use a toaster.Part... read more »
She tells a story about her childhood that always proves I’m not qualified to use a toaster.Part... read more »
9. 2010 Classic: The Hat
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s causing a localized eclipse.Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s causing a localized eclipse.Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
10. 2001 Legacy: The Coffee
Her coffee is so strong it’s actually starting to eat through the ceramic mug.Part of the 57 Mot... read more »
Her coffee is so strong it’s actually starting to eat through the ceramic mug.Part of the 57 Mot... read more »
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