She says the TV is so thin it’s “lacking the moral fiber of a CRT.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2002 Classic: The E-mail Attachment
She sent me an e-mail with a 15MB attachment. It was just a scan of a "Thank You" note she didn'... read more »
She sent me an e-mail with a 15MB attachment. It was just a scan of a "Thank You" note she didn'... read more »
2. 2002 Classic: The Tea
Her tea is so hot it’s actually a localized sun.Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002 “Sp... read more »
Her tea is so hot it’s actually a localized sun.Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002 “Sp... read more »
3. 2000 Archive: The Suitcase
Her luggage is so large it has its own gravitational pull.Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
Her luggage is so large it has its own gravitational pull.Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
4. 1998 Classic: The Sitcom
She says Friends is unrealistic. "No one has that much time to talk," she says, while talking fo... read more »
She says Friends is unrealistic. "No one has that much time to talk," she says, while talking fo... read more »
5. 2011 Archive: The Furniture
She told the bookshelf it was "lacking a clear narrative."Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
She told the bookshelf it was "lacking a clear narrative."Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
6. 2019 Legacy: The Car Trip
We drove to the forest. She said the trees were "too close together."Part of the 62 Mother-in-La... read more »
We drove to the forest. She said the trees were "too close together."Part of the 62 Mother-in-La... read more »
7. 2019 Vintage: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the soup was "prepared with a sense of purpose."Part of the 62 Mother-in... read more »
She asked the waiter if the soup was "prepared with a sense of purpose."Part of the 62 Mother-in... read more »
8. 2021 Classic: The New Year
She’s already making a list of "2022 Failures" for me.Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 20... read more »
She’s already making a list of "2022 Failures" for me.Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 20... read more »
9. 2024 Vintage: The BlueSky
She moved from X to BlueSky. She said, "I needed a fresh start to list your failures—the old pla... read more »
She moved from X to BlueSky. She said, "I needed a fresh start to list your failures—the old pla... read more »
10. 1996 Archive: The Painting
She looked at a Picasso and said, "That’s exactly how I feel after talking to my son-in-law."Par... read more »
She looked at a Picasso and said, "That’s exactly how I feel after talking to my son-in-law."Par... read more »
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[1998-02-17 ARCHIVE_LOG]Seinfeld_Fan_Club: A joke about nothing? Love it!
[1999-02-10 ARCHIVE_LOG]Emule_Donkey: Waiting in the queue was worth it.
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